Certified Chonk Car (yes, a car)
XS / Black
$26.00
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$26.00
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Features a certified chonk on the front and the financial wisdom "A fih a day keeps the bils away" on the back. This tee feels like a cozy note passed between friends who love absurd cat logic. The illustration — a wide, unapologetic cat with soft, rounded lines — sits front and center, demanding a double-take and a grin. On the back, the playfully misspelled proverb reads like something a very confident housecat would stencil above the radiator: charmingly wrong and wholly believable. Lightweight, breathable cotton keeps the mood easy and relaxed. Wear it while nursing a slow coffee, organizing bills with a half-smile, or cuddling a real chonk on the couch. The fit is clean and modern, so the graphic takes center stage whether you’re at a casual brunch or lending your cat’s dubious financial advice to a small gathering. It’s for people who appreciate silly, cozy humor and want their wardrobe to reflect a soft spot for slightly criminally rotund felines.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with side seams and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and durability
- High-quality DTF/DTG printing options for crisp, vibrant front, back, and sleeve graphics
- REACH certified; ethically produced with fair-labor standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Certified Chonk Car (yes, a car)
$26.00
Sale price
$26.00
Regular price
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with side seams and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and durability
- High-quality DTF/DTG printing options for crisp, vibrant front, back, and sleeve graphics
- REACH certified; ethically produced with fair-labor standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean